In an effort to assist business and world leaders in managing their commerce and diplomacy more effectively, Congress has passed a law effective for the course of the upcoming presidency. The law designates presidential tweets will be released once a day, at noon Eastern Standard Time.
Twitter has agreed to coordinate the back-end of the policy. President Trump's tweets will accumulate each day and be released all at once in a large batch.
Congress also allotted the incoming executive a special presidential stress-relief squeeze toy and a bowl of lollipops to help with the President's impatience while having to wait for replies.
The President Elect has not yet been informed of this law.