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Monday, 11 December 2006

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All I get is an endorsement from Janet Jackson! - Smoothie King

In a shocking grab for power, the usually mild-mannered Smoothie King has led a bloody uprising against the Burger King.

While power was one component for the revolt, jealousy appears to have been another.

"How come BK gets all those commercials and now an Xbox game? What about me? All I get is an endorsement from Janet Jackson! That would have been great if this was 1993." lamented Smoothie King. He continued "We all know they only reason he banged the Dairy Queen was those NFL commercials."

Rumors of a counter insurgency led by the Jack in the Box appear false.

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