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Sunday, 10 December 2006

image for Least searched tags on the net
No-one searches for images of Homeless Paris Hilton

The trend of late has been for internet companies to hook into popular words people are searching and utilize them to drive traffic to themselves

A new company called, Random Idea, is hoping to put all that popularity stuff to bed.

Random Idea, firmly believes people really don't know what they want, unless you show them what they want.

We've developed a algorithm that vibes on the persons aura, the computer then shows them the information they need to see.

Being the least utilized search engine on the net has opened the staff's eyes to things most other statistic companies would ever find out.

The payoff to all this has been we now know what people on the internet aren't searching some examples are as follow:

Barbra Walters Vagina

Homeless Paris Hilton

Honest government

Gourmet McDonalds

It appears you should search, Random Idea, if you don't know what you want.

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Buck E Filbert
Dec 10 2006

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