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Wednesday, 26 October 2016

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Hillary Rally

Sleepy Hallow - Hillary Clinton held a rally today to a small crowd of some thirty lathargic onlookers. One of them, a renegade reporter from TheSpoof.com, aka Skoob, rudely yelled out a question, causing Hillary to stumble and nearly fall.

How come you only get thirty people at your rallies and you have to pay hem to come? he asked.

After being helped back up by the Secret Service, Hillary gazed out at the crowd in two directions at the same time and addressed the rude reporter:

I look out over this crowd and I don't see thirty people, I see 300 million people, all going to vote for me, because I have a vagina. Yes, I see all the aborted fetuses, death panel victims, war dead, the people Bill and I murdered, and all the people that died because of me. Even Scalia.

I see dead people.

And they're all voting for me. Cause I rule in Hell.

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