LOS ANGELES, U.S. - At the annual meeting of psychopaths who think that songs are telling them to murder people concern was expressed over the lack of good music anymore.
"It's a big problem" Charles Manson wannabe Jeff Smith explained. "Back in the day there was good music that you could exclaim proudly caused you to murder an actress or celebrity"
"But today if I said that Fergie's 'MILF$' inspired me to murder all the other psychopaths would laugh at me"
"Sometimes I wish I was born back in the days of 'Exit' and 'Helter Skelter', in fact I think I might say so in the comments on a YouTube video."
However, not everyone was convinced. "David Zowie's 'House Every Weekend' definitely makes me want to shank [stab] somebody up good" professional music commentator Tittiesandass69 explained.