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Thursday, 11 August 2016

image for Donald Trump opens fire on cheering rally audience
Guns don't kill people. People with guns kill people.

In perhaps the most outrageous stunt of his presidential campaign so far, Donald Trump has shot dead 14 of his own voters at a rally in Cleveland. During a speech about gun control, he pulled out an assault rifle from behind the podium and fired randomly into the crowd.

"Do you like guns?" he asked before the incident, to wild cheers. "Here's a f***ing gun. Now take this, you mindless ****s. You dumb ****s, you're going to vote for me even more after this."

Surprisingly, many crowd members didn't attempt to run, but continued cheering.

Police at the event were unsure how to respond, and Trump's own lawyers are thought to have advised them not to intervene. It is unclear whether the FBI or another law enforcement agency will now seek an arrest warrant for the orange killer.

The horrific mass shooting does not seem to have deterred his hardcore supporters. One Trump fan said, "It shows that he's just like one of us."

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