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Thursday, 28 July 2016

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"You just can't get anything done in America"

After complaining repeatedly about the tedious democratic political process and unnecessarily restrictive constitutional rights that impede his work to "Make America Great Again", Trump has made the unprecedented choice to run his 2016 presidential campaign activities from a base in a foreign country.

Some think the last straw for Trump was this Monday when a Virginia Hotel did not give in when he threatened not to pay his bill when he accused them of inadequate air conditioning at a Trump event. The Hotel Roanoke and Conference Center instead defended their facility and pointed to the number of the people in the room as the core problem.

"I know the hotel business." said Trump when questioned about it. "And it's my right to take my business elsewhere."

As Trump's campaign prepares its new Moscow offices, Vladmir Putin has graciously offered to host Trump, his family and campaign staff at the Kremlin. Putin will provide the Trump campaign with unlimited guest rooms for as long as needed.

"Donald Trump knows he is always welcome here."

When asked by a reporter what kind of message this choice sends to the American voters, hosting his campaign outside of the country which he is asking to lead, Trump responded,

"I think the American people will understand. I just want to get things done. And besides they know that I can get great IT support in Russia."

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