New York, NY: Donald Trump's wife, Melania Trump, has insisted for many years that she has a college degree. After reporters asked for evidence, she stated the degree was lost.
"I came to this beautiful America country straight from Slovenia, then known as Yugoslavia, my homeland, after my very successful European modeling career. Everywhere in Europe. When The Donald met me, my unique degree was in my special box which includes all my wonderful things that makes him love me. Now, The Donald is too old and tired to find my box."
Sources confirmed that the whereabouts of Mrs. Trump's box are unknown. At a press conference, former President Clinton has enthusiastically volunteered to help locate Mrs. Trump's box.
"I will look for her box," he stated. "I have a lot of experience with boxes and I find them easily." The former president then left the press conference uttering the word "box" repeatedly with a smile, as if the word had some secret double meaning.
Meanwhile reporters have asked which university awarded the degree. Mrs. Trump responded, "I do not recall as it had been many years ago."
Mr. Trump clarified that the college degree is actually with Trump University. In a separate interview, Mr. Trump blamed Hillary Clinton for stealing the actual paper degree from Melania's box during the same graduation ceremonies in which Secretary of State Clinton herself was awarded an honorary degree.
"All fingers point to Crooked Hillary once again," noted Trump. "She was there when the box went missing, can I just say that, ok?"
By Twitter, Secretary of State Clinton wrote, "I don't have a degree from Trump U, honorary or otherwise. Does anyone? Let's face it America, The Donald didn't marry Melania for her brains but maybe he married her just for her special box. #JustAskBill #FindHerBox- H"