Written by thomas o'hanlon
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Topics: Coffee

Tuesday, 21 June 2016

Herb Pencock, of Morrisville Pa., strolled into a local 7- 11 on Tuesday morning and demanded a 7-gallon cup of coffee saying "I need to wake up, I'm dragging"

After waiting several minutes as the staff poured all available coffee into an unused plastic trash can Mr. Pencock seemed at first thrilled when he saw the staff members it to the counter.

After purchasing the coffee and having the staff drag it to his car, Mr. Pencock faced the dilemma of how to transport and drink his brew.

"Oh, What the heck?" he said. It was at that point that he dropped to his knees and began lapping the coffee.

"What a great idea" said customer Angeline Booker, "I'll have the same"

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