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Tuesday, 14 June 2016

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Hillary's Happy Face

Hillary Clinton celebrated her clinching of the Democratic Nomination for president by holding a massive bonfire for her supporters last weekend. According to those present at the bonfire Clinton and her supporters eagerly burned her email server while blasting Queen's "We are the Champions" song in the background.

Clinton was also seen very excitedly using a flame thrower to torch piles of her printed emails. She went on to praise her supporters unwavering faith in her regardless of any factual allegations made against her. She assured her supporters that she was a seasoned politician more then capable of lying her way into the white house.

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