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Sunday, 12 June 2016

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Pro-Trump and anti-Trump demonstrators were caught off guard last Monday when a local man showed up and started repairing a car engine.

Several of the demonstrators seemed puzzled by the man's presence and stopped for a few moments to gaze at this alien act, some so filled with confusion they were brought to rage full outburst, "What the fuck are you doing man," shouted one protester on scene "real fucking shit is going down!" he continued. "Its just messed up to see people just working on something when there is just so much work to be done," said another protester, "pretty sad."

The mechanic seemed undeterred by the distasteful comments and
continued on with the job at hand. "Its a 5.8L, goes to a 95 Ford Bronco, think it needs a new head gasket," said the mechanic, sweat dripping from his forehead as he lifted the engine off the ground with a hydraulic hoist. "Truth is, that's my apartment right there, and this is where I always work, in the parking lot, I don't even know what the hell all these people are even doing here," the man continued, "just know I want to finish this today."

Several protesters continued to gaze at the man in confusion, occasionally blurting out hateful comments and hurling objects at him late into the evening. The mechanic completed the engine repair unharmed, ate dinner, did some reading and went to bed.

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