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Thursday, 9 June 2016

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American Voter this Fall

Hillary Clinton has just locked up the democratic nomination for president this fall, making it official that Americans will be forced to chose between electing her or Donald Trump as our next President. Antidepressant sales have soared over 1000% in the last day alone following this news.

Many Americans feared that this day would come, but were holding out hope that Clinton would go to jail or Trump would choke on all the bullshit he was spewing.

Many are in complete dismay as they realize they face a terrible choice this fall between two insane and diabolical liars. Joe Smith, a farmer in Virginia, voiced his displeasure, "Choosing between Trump and Clinton is like choosing between brain cancer or heart disease. Either one is probably going to lead to excruciating pain, and will eventually kill you."

McDonalds, in effort to try and cheer up Americans, is considering adding Antidepressants to it's 'Happy meals.' The fast food chain has also considered adding hard liquor to the menu, but has ruled out using real meat in it's burgers.

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