Written by Waskily Wabbit
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Wednesday, 1 June 2016

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I'll take a double soy with carmel, Robby!

Earlier to day, in the midst of the news of indictment to Hillary Clinton, a spoof press agent overheard a discussion between HRC Campaign manager, Robby Mook, Discussing how clemency was the only way out for Hillary after she gets elected.

Robby Mook was discussing the issue while purchasing a Starbucks green tea latte to the Barrista, a one Elizabeth Scheumer (age 18) in an attempt to impress her and get her number.

As quoted, Mook stated that, "It's a sinking ship right now; This news gives all kinds of ammo to Trump and he won't be afraid to use it."

Scheumer (wearing a Bernie button) asked if Mook was worried about Bernie, at which point Mook responded, "Naw, Bernie wouldn't use this information, he's too nice".

Scheumer then corrected him saying that Superdelegates were already jumping his sinking ship with this information and supporting Bernie.

Robby Mook was seen with beads of sweat running down his cheeks, or possibly tears, and no number.

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