Written by Al N.
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Topics: Donald Trump, Guns, NRA

Monday, 30 May 2016

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"And don't worry, they won't be no pussy guns either," promised Trump.

Fairfax, VA In a move clearly designed to curry favor with the National Rifle Association, Donald Trump addressed the group and made some promises.

"If I receive the endorsement for President of the U.S. from the NRA and am elected, I promise to give a gun to every white male in the United States, just like our forefathers wanted it," said Trump.

"That is all well and good, and of course we will be endorsing Mr. Trump with that kind of platform. We are confident that the U.S. will be the safest nation in the world!" said an NRA representative.

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