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Sunday, 22 May 2016

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Hillary Clinton at her last campaign meeting

Presidential candidate Hillary Clinton is willing to do what ever it takes to be elected president this time around.

A member of Clinton's campaign staff, who asked not to be named, for fear of being murdered in his sleep by Hillary said that she's even willing to use nuclear force if she does not get her way.

"Hillary's on a war path to get elected this time. In our last campaign meeting she said that America would 'feel the burn' of nuclear weapons if she was not elected president. Then she started laughing maniacally, it was very scary."

Clinton likens herself to more ruthless version of Frank Underwood from Netflix's House of Cards.

Her new campaign slogan, "Yes, you will,"echoes her confidence that Americans will be 'persuaded' to vote for her by November.

She also reportedly considered the slogan "Make a Clinton President Again," but decided it wasn't as intimidating.

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