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Tuesday, 3 May 2016

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Canadian Prime Minister Justin Trudeau announced his plan to build a wall on the southern border with the United States today.

"With the prospect of a Trump Presidency becoming more likely, and the announced intentions of many Liberal American Democrats and celebrities to move to Canada, we must prevent these people from coming here at all costs" said the Prime Minister.

He continued his thought by saying, "Those Americans are violent, angry, race-baiters and...I'm sure there are many good ones too but, we must think of Canada first" .

In recent months many prominent Americans have stated that if Donald Trump were to win the Presidency, they'd move north.

The list is long and growing each day. Jon Stewart, Samuel L. Jackson, Rosie O'Donnell, Whoopie Goldberg, Alec Baldwin, Cher, Eddie Griffin, Reverend Al Sharpton, Miley Cyrus, Raven-Symone, Jennifer Lawrence, and many more to follow.

Many Canadians now agree with their government. Mrs. Johanna Bing, a resident of Ottawa who works as a nurses aid said, "We love Americans, we really do, but, not THOSE crazy people. The US can keep them."

If Parliament passes the funding bill for the Trudeau Wall, construction will begin by July 1st.

"This will also bring thousands of jobs to native Canadians and illegal Mexicans alike" said the Prime Minister. "So, it's a bonus!"

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