Flint, MI. In a desperate attempt to save his job and reputation, nerd governor of Michigan Rick Snyder announced that he, his family, and even the family dog, would publicly bathe in unfiltered Flint tap water to show that it wasn't as bad as it's publicity.
When the Snyder family showed up in scuba gear, they were asked what they would do if they accidentally swallowed some of the toxic water.
"We plan on having emergency crews handy," spoke the beleaguered bureaucrat.
Protesters from the NAACP picketed, claiming that it was cruelty to animals for the Snyders to take their dog in the Flint water.