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Thursday, 31 March 2016

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Trump Also Announced that Artwork Would be Displayed by the Guatemala Wall

New York, NY Donald Trump no longer wants to build a wall on the U.S.-Mexican border. Instead, he wants to annex Mexico to the United States and build a wall along the Mexico-Guatemala border. Trump said that all the rapists in Mexico would be sent to Guatemala before the wall was built.

Most of the United States was once part of Mexico-California, Texas, Nevada, Arizona, New Mexico...we might as well go ahead and take the rest of the country. That way, we can get rid of all the rapists at once-we will send them all to Guatemala, which I've been told won't even notice the difference.

When asked how he would know which one of the Mexicans were rapists, Trump replied, "First, all the Mexican males that tried to sneak into the U.S. And then, I will personally screen the rest of the Mexican males and decide who gets deported to Guatemala. I've been told I am a good judge of character, based on my TV show, The Apprentice.

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