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Thursday, 17 March 2016

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"Trump Dollars are going to make America great again!"

New York, NY Businessman and U.S. Presidential candidate Donald Trump convinced a gathering of his supporters to convert their cash into "Trump Dollars" today. He says that everyone should.

"You get one Trump Dollar for every two U.S. dollars. Believe me, you will be in on the ground floor of a great investment opportunity!" spoke Trump.

"When I get to be President, the first thing I will do is convert the U.S. Treasury and all the gold in Fort Knox into Trump Dollars!"

"When I'm President I will do the smart and sensible thing for the country which is to sell and convert all the spare federal land into Trump Dollars!" continued Trump.

"And finally, as a charitable gesture to the people of the United States, I will convert the Social Security fund into Trump Dollars! It's going to be a win-win for everyone!" trumpeted the candidate.

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