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Saturday, 5 March 2016

The media is calling it the most disgusting debate in the history of US political campaigns!

Last night at the GOP debate, the 2016 campaign for Pre3sident of the United States reached a new low in this year of rude, crude and unattractive democracy at work. Donald Trump had just referred to candidate Marco Rubio for the third time as "Little Mario." At this point Rubio faced towards Trump, threw off his coat, shirt and dropped his pants and underpants! The crowd, as one, gasped and a few female journalists screamed. A New York Times reporter turned to a colleague and was heard saying..."Oh my God, he's hung like a horse!"

In the pandemonium that followed Donald Trump's face flushed bright orange and he staggere3d from the podium and fled the room. His aids found him outside the hall sitting on the ground holding himself and sobbing like a small child. Observers thought they heard him sobbing softly, "I hate my wee wee! I hate my wee wee!"

Fox News quickly terminated the rest of the debate as the other candidates hurriedly left the room. A journalist cornered Dr.Ben Carson as he quietly picked up his notes and prepared to leave.

"Dr. Carson, what do you think of all this, this disgusting display and the view that America now has of the Republican Party?"

Carson looked sweetly at the journalist. He smiled, that gentle self effacing smile and said softly---"I guess it just proves once and for all," he paused and said quietly----"White size matters!"

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