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Saturday, 30 January 2016

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Impeach Megyn E. Neuman

BILLINGSGATE POST: Strumpet..Bimbo..Third class journalist. All grounds for impeachment under the laws governing the dissemination of news according to the Trump Institute. But worst of all, she is a "Bimbo Alfred E Neuman," so sez the Trumpster

With her beguiling, come hither, "What me worry" smile, Megyn Kelly has gotten under the skin of The Donald. He is not the first guy she has pimped. It has been reported that she worked her way through Albany Law School by jumping out of birthday cakes at fraternity parties while reciting risque constitutional law limericks. All this while waiting for the campus police to arrive to shut down the disturbance she created.

Trump, who doesn't suffer fools and female news hacks well, wanted her fired from the debate moderator team because he doesn't like to be pimped. Fox's Roger Ailes tried to persuade Trump to call off his boycott and join the debate Thursday night, but Trump would have nothing of it.

Reportedly, Trump told Ailes that he had better things to do than be insulted by a "third rate, bimbo Alfred E. Neuman lookalike."

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