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Thursday, 24 December 2015

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Interviewed on CNN, the eagle apologized for making Mr. Trump nervous

Mrs. Clinton having finally said "Enough!" to Mr. Trump's comments led directly to her challenge to Mr. Trump "To come on out and let's see how tough you are!"

A jammed in crowd with extra seating in the rafters and TV cameras from every angle assured this match would be consumed by American voters and the world eager to find the most qualified presidential candidate.

A chained American eagle in Mr. Trump's corner was popular until it snapped at his hairdo and he ordered it taken away.

Both candidates agreed to ancient Olympic rules, including hitting, wrestling, kicking, strangling, and twisting limbs, but not biting and gouging at the eyeballs.

Calling out "I quit" or "Stop" would determine the loser.

Mr. Trump in shorts to the knee plus striped socks paraded in his corner with a towel around his shoulders and the word HATRED inscribed on it.

Mrs. Clinton preferred a ballerina costume (but with heavy black leather boots) and her towel bore the inscription LOVE ME.

Both opted for bare fists and spent time circling each other, hunched over, with snarling teeth and flashing eyeballs later described as "toxic staring meant to shrivel the opponent."

There were no separate rounds, no referee, only a nonstop brutal exchange until complete quailing submission would decide the contest.

Mrs. Clinton drew the first enormous audience sounds--which could have been applause or disapproval--by tripping Mr. Trump, followed by leaping into the air and descending onto his chest with her butt downward, heels raised.

This quick assault was apparently intended to put the contest away immediately, with Mr. Trump out of breath and speechless.

While Mrs. Clinton circled the ring with arms raised and smiling at the audience Mr. Trump slithered away toward his corner, laboring to regain himself.

But Mr. Trump suddenly leaped to his feet and grasped the Clinton around the neck from behind so that her eyeballs bulged while he shouted "Disgusting!" several times.

So it went. Mrs. Clinton responded with a backwards kick toward Mr. Trump's schlong while he spun, wrenched, and twisted her until a climactic moment when both somehow fell flat on their backs at a distance from each other.

At this point they crawled away toward their corners while an enormous array of boos filled the auditorium breaking historic volume levels.

Each then indicated "Enough!" and the contest ended a draw.

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