The Holy See released a memo detailing how the Holy Father is to extend a sign of solidarity to the peace-loving Islamic community in wake of the terror attacks by the fools of the so called Islamic State.
The memo has been translated from the Italian and dictated by Permidio Sporleti.
Il Papa hasa decide that to show hisa support for his Muslim sisters that he will froma December 12 2015 till he getta tired, wear a Berka.
He feels that women are beautiful, like the Holy Mother, and Man shoulda not do unnatural acts to cover their faces. And if God wanted women to wear Berkas he would have made people with Berkas. Did the Holy Mother wear a Berka?
But, Il Papa said, theresa an exception. If it says in a "good book," lika the Koran, that women should cover-up, then that's the rule. We gotta obey the rule, even if we no like.
So, if the Koran says, Berka up, then you gotta wear a Berka, and I'm going to support women and the sacrifice they make.
Personally I think itsa nuts. I like to see cute 8 year olds and their rosy cheeks. Also, I don't get a chance to squeeze them cute cheeks if they gonna wear a Berka.
You know I'ma Orthodox and we got some crazy rules, but we gotta follow them. So, I know when to quit. If they want to wear a Berka, even though everyone laughs at them, I'm going to be in solidarity witha thema.
I look in the mirror with my new Berka on. I feel a lot macho. I look like some gangster going to rob a bank. But, I said I'm going to do it, so I am.
End of Official Holy Memo
For more info go to Berka Message. Il Papa@ Holy See.com