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Monday, 30 November 2015

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BILLINGSGATE POST: Not since Mikhail Gorbachev instituted "Glasnost" in the late 1980's has there been such a democratization of hair styles in our political history. Inspired perhaps by the imagery of living beneath the encampment of an albino raccoon on his bald pate, Donald Trump twittered Hillary to probe her interest in exchanging her new feathered hairdo by John Barrett for his more modest albino raccoon look.

Clinton regularly sees salon owner John Barrett, who charges mere mortals $600 for a cut and blow-dry at his Fifth Avenue store. So far, Trump has not given an estimate of what he is charged by his taxidermist for mounting said raccoon on his head. Probably, if you have to ask, you can't afford one of your own.

Let's not forget that Hillary's favorite husband was caught up in a 1993 controversy known as "Hairgate" when he got a $200 haircut on Air Force One as it was idling at LAX waiting to take off for Washington. While he was getting his locks trimmed and his organ blown by the same stylist who cuts the hair of Barbra Streisand and Rex the Wonder Dog, the airport was at a standstill for over an hour.

One might ask just how your casual observer will be able to tell Hillary and The Donald apart if they eventually face off in a presidential debate next year?

HINT: Confucius say: "Raccoon look good only when man speaks truth."

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