Written by JonTheCat
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Saturday, 7 November 2015

In what could be regarded as the most ridiculous act in recorded history, Donald Trump, billionaire pariah and 2016 presidential candidate, has decided to purchase our nation's capitol, thereby destroying the presidential election forever.

As citizens of what will soon be known as the Trump Republic, all people will be forced to work at Trump Industries, and all Hispanic "garbage", as Trump refers to them in an interview with reporter Joe Schmoe III, will be executed, and their remains tossed over the Mexican border, "where they belong", King Trump says.

Hillary Clinton and others who formerly ran against him will be executed publicly while Trump fiddles "Jimmy Cracks Corn" like a hillbilly. Then all are expected to change their names to Donald Trump's Slave.

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