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Monday, 2 November 2015

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BILLINGSGATE POST: The great "Pantsuit vs Hair" controversy has just risen to a higher level. Following Hillary's throw-away remark that Donald Trump "should shave his head if wants to be taken seriously," the Trumpster counter-punched Sunday during a Disgrace the Nation interview with George Staphylococcus by blasting Hillary Clinton's ample butt.

Saying that there, "ought to be a law limiting a woman with an ass measuring more than two axe handles wide from holding public office." He likening it "to watching two dogs fighting for a bone in a gunnysack."

Trump reiterated that he, "absolutely cherishes Hillary's butt."

"I love butts. Some of my best friends have butts. Even the Mexicans who I hire by the thousands have butts."

"By the way, George, I will post a bounty of one million dollars to anyone who can show me a picture of Hillary without her wearing a pantsuit."

George: "Why don't you just shave your head and butt out?"

"George. I bet that if I peeked under your desk that I would see an asshole."

You're fired!

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