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Wednesday, 7 October 2015

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Kim Takes A Break After A Hot Pole Dance

In an odd twist to the ever bizarre story of Kentucky clerk Kim Davis, a new interview in Christian Bigot Magazine unveils more secrets of the so-called conservative.

"When I'm home alone, which ain't often with four ex husbands and several bastard kids, I try to take some me time" said the chunky Rowan county clerk. " That's why I had the pole put in the basement so I can dance to my favorite Christian rock and pole dance".

Neighbors reporting hearing what they thought was someone killing a cow or horse in the Davis' house, but come to find out it was Kim shaking her money maker to one of her favorite heavy metal Christian bands, Bible Thumpers. " I thought for sure something was dying over there", said neighbor Sheree Lynn Lomax a local hair stylist. "Me too, said another neighbor".

Kim's new found fame seems to be rubbing some townsfolk the wrong way as she is now on the phone "all the time" and is even using Tinder and Christian Mingle to find a "new, better looking guy".
To add insult to injury she is now wearing her skirts above the ankle!

Kim's also working on her new book "Righteous Indignation And You" as well as the possible Hallmark Channel movie version rumored to star Emmy Rossum and Emilo Estevez.

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