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Saturday, 3 October 2015

Ludlow, MA - Short Guy Terry Dapp opted for a taller urinal upon entering the Ludlow Service Plaza Men's Room last Saturday.

Vertically challenged at five feet four inches, Dapp would have been a superb match for the lower urinal that well serves young boys and men of Dapp's diminutive stature.

Six foot three inch truck driver Marty Crocker became a casualty of Dapp's excessive pride and ritual defiance as he was forced to use the lower urinal, squatting uncomfortably on arthritic knees with pecker in hand.

It was noted that Dapp meticulously combed his beard in front of the mirror before exiting the Men's Room without washing his hands.

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