Written by Wada_Wayne_Kerr
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Saturday, 29 November 2003

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McGregor, has the long end of the stick

Ewan McGregors latest nude scene in his latest movie "Young Adam" has been cut out of the US version, because his "penis is too long" and "disgraces the presidents flava"
Fans are disappointed not to be seeing the 32 yr old star wars hunks "Man Bits" and have the option to fly to the UK, where the original 'cut', no pun intended, will be shown, or hire out any of McGregors earlier works, such as Trainspotting or Velvet Goldmine.
We all know the extent of McGregors talents, and assure you that they are MUCH bigger than president George W. Bushs'

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