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Sunday, 9 August 2015

Unable to stop eating, local Mom Barbara Givens tried to pass a bowl of addictive potato chips to her son, Brad.

"Here, Brad, these are really good. You should try some," Barbara said without a hint of panic, knowing that her son's reply could determine whether the nefarious hex of the snack would continue to possess her body.

"That's okay, Mom, I am trying to save up for dinner," Brad said, smartly avoiding the sinister bewitchment.

Despite being full 20 minutes prior and no longer desiring the chips, Barbara continued to place each fried potato slice one by one into her mouth, until her husband, Steve, took the bowl out of her hands.

"Don't mind if I do," Steve said, as he unknowingly took hold of the heinous conjuration and placed the first chip, the body of antichrist, onto his tongue. "Wow these are really good! Like amazingly good. I can't believe you've been hogging these the entire time!"

At press time, Steve happily finished the bowl of chips by himself.

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