BILLINGSGATE POST: Not since 1973, the year New York Yankee pitchers, Fritz Peterson and Mike Kekich traded their wives, kids and dogs in an across-the-board swap, has there been anything close to what is now being called the "trade of the century" by New York tabloids.
Disgraced Democratic New York Congressman Anthony Weiner, who lost his job when posting selfies of his eponymous weiner, is currently married to Huma Abedin, right hand wuss to Hillary Clinton. Speaking of right hands, it has been rumored by more than one of Clinton's ex-bimbos that Slick Willie's pecker dog legs to the left. Please don't take my word for it. Do your own research.
According to BILLINGSGATE POST crack reporter, Detrick "Dirty Trick" Detrich, the proposed switcharoo was first discussed in a trendy Georgetown restaurant where Hillary and Huma munched on anchovies and sipped vintage Napa Chardonnay. Detrich, who was disguised as an Italian table cloth, claims he overheard Huma and Hillary describing how disgusted and embarrassed they were about the behavior of their respective spouses.
Huma, a leftist-leaning, commie-pinko of otherwise impeccable credentials, is said to have married Anthony Weiner because he was the first man she had dated who still wore Fruit-of-the-Loom, ball hugger skivvies like her daddy. Hillary, who has lost count of her husband's bimbo eruptions, told Huma that she "has finally had it." The straw that broke the camel's back was the latest revelation that links Slick Wille to a "busty blonde" who Secret Service Agents code-named "Energizer."
Hillary, in her patented, African-American rural South dialect, asked Huma; "Dearie, what would y'all do if y'all caught Weiner a hosin and a blowsin when his moma come a nosin?"
"You're f..king right, Hill! I thought that my only competition was Weiner's right hand until he got caught posting weiner-selfies to those bitches."
"When I move back into the White House, Huma, it's y'all and me, baby. Those cheating bastards can sleep in the Lincoln Bedroom."