BILLINGSGATE POST: In a stunning development, Chief Justice John Roberts changed his name to Caitlyn Roberts, thereby joining Justices Ruth Bader Ginsburg, Sonia Sotomayor and Elena Kagan as custodians of keys to the women's restroom of the Supreme Court.
In an interview with MSNBC's in-house lesbian soothsayer, Rachel Maddow, Roberts could hardly be understood as he intermittently shifted from his natural voice to one that was about a decibel higher than that of a comatose Ruth Bader Ginsburg. When asked why he decided to join the liberal threesome, he said they promised to introduce him to Caitlyn Jenner.
Justice Anthony Scalia, who seems not to understand why the formerly conservative Roberts has joined forces with the liberal justices and why the Chief Justice has gone out of his way to defend OBAMACARE, suggested in his rebuke of the decision today that not only should OBAMACARE be changed to SCOTUSCARE, he would be happy to call Roberts by his new name, Caitlyn.
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