Written by Martin Jaeger
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Topics: Hospital, Doctors, pill

Saturday, 6 June 2015

Dr. Clydale Chamafert research spokesperson for the Center reported today that introduction of the new female 'Viagra," called Flibanserin, will create new problems in male sexuality as well as female sexuality.

Dr Chamafert, looking nattily in his white smock, panama hat, and pink and green tennis shoes, gave gladly of his time spending nearly 4 hours in answering questions without sitting once or drinking anything but CoolAid and Vodka.

"I know," he repeated several times," the FDA has approved Flibanserin to increase the female desire, but they failed to take into consideration the effect of male desire when Viagra, the male sexual desire pill, is being used. The combination could cause havoc."

A reporter from the Palmdale News Reporter waved his hand limply, and when called on asked, "Can you be more specific, Dr. Chamafert, how havoc would happen?"

"A very good question," the good doctor said nodding in the direction of the reporter, "and I have a very good answer. Let's say the woman takes a full dose that lasts 4 hours and the man takes a 20 minute does, then you're bound to have an unhappy woman."

"And vice versa," someone yelled out.

"Yah," the doctor said, "and vice versa."

"What," a woman near the water fountain shouted,"do you recommend?"

"We," Dr. Chamagert pointed to the lady, "are working on a new series of pill, that will take the varying libido into consideration. So far, we have an experimental, varying pill. Each person chews off as much of the pill as his or her needs require until they reach the perfect sexual balance. We haven't finished our tests yet. All I can tell you, so far, working on the pill is a hell of a lot of fun."

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