Written by Paul Blake
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Tuesday, 12 May 2015

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Brady's balls are always fully pumped during off season

Boston, MA - In the wake of the on going Deflate-Gate football nonsense investigation that has been gripping all of America for many months now, Tom Brady was handed, what most in the sporting world see, as a rather harsh penalty, a four game suspension at the start of next season.
-But Tom Brady doesn't really seem to care all that much.

"Yeah, let's see..." said Brady counting of his lucky stars on his fingers. "I'm mega, mega rich, beyond all belief; I've got millions of loyal fans willing to die for me; I just played golf at Augusta with Rory McIlroy, I'm the Super Bowl MVP Champ... oh yeah, and tell me you haven't Google searched an image of my wife's ass from time to time!"

So yes, to this reporter, Tom only seemed semi-deflated after the news, but with his beach towel in hand and Giselle sitting in his new Porsche, he thought he'd be able to make it through the rest of the day.

So good luck, enjoy your extra month off!

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