New York - They were the only real point of interest at the United Nations today when the Hollywood actress turned up to lecture officials on lipgloss and trout-pout following her controversial mastectomy op.
The monotony of the session was soon disrupted when an eagle eyed UN envoy praised reconstructive surgeons for giving Ms Jolie-Tits - uh, Jolie-Pitt! - some nipple falsies to stick inside her post-op bra.
"We like Angelina's cleavage alright," ambassador Kamel Musapha-Pee tweeted, "that's why they pick her for special envoy, not for any brains."
Ms Jolie is a UN special rappoteur for Hollywood angst on up-and-coming things.
Next week she's flying to war-torn Syria to adopt a wayward Jihadi and bring him back home mto downton Los Angeles - as long as a sponsorship deal with the Clinton Foundation comes up with the secret $5m sponsorship fee.
A pair of latex nursing nipple guards retails at arounf $2.50.