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Topics: Death, Old People, Burial

Tuesday, 14 April 2015

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Grown with "Deceased Natural Compost"

Dr.Edmore Cretan, National Director of "The Natural Burial Movement" announced today from a Nursing Home in Florida; "We are proud to announce that The National Association of Nursing Homes will be creating natural compost pits at all it's facilities which will be organically fueled by their dead residents!"

He said; "Natural Burial goes a long way towards eliminating greenhouse emissions from incineration and unlike bodies in caskets it feeds the earth with vital nutrients"

He went on; "We would encourage everyone who cares about our planet to join The Natural Burial Movement and also to intern all pets and aborted Uterus' to the earth (naturally) as well."

Dr Cretan also said; "We have received overwhelming support from organic farmers around the country who are lined up to buy our "Deceased Enriched" Compost and are in negotiations with other countries to import their dead bodies"

He concluded; "Globalization working for all our well being!"

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