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Sunday, 22 March 2015

image for Bill de Blasio 'like terrier on acid' says Ecuador's Rafael Correa
Nothin but a hound dog

New York - A cartoon of New York Mayor Bill de Blasio sporting demonic canine eyes has appeared on the Ecuadorian president's website marking the country's National Pet Appreciation Day.

De Blasio, 69, is portrayed as a demented Scottish Terrier lapdog complete with tartan doggie condom and bottle of Single Malt.

Some LSD tabs also feature in the Mayor's hand.

The anonymous artwork is published alongside a latest pic of beaming President Correa
who has gone on record about his love of the doggie position.

Commenting from the Ecuadorian embassy building in London this evening international fugitive from justice Julian Assange said, "It's not like it's that fucking Charlie Hebdo cartoon," before ordering out a double pepperoni pizza.

Chirlane McCray is one mean wife.

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