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Topics: O. J. Simpson

Tuesday, 28 November 2006

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US News reports that Simpson has 4 prime suspects in the murder of his wife Nicole and her friend Ron. He found two of the suspects on the boca ratan golf course, both of them are caddies. OJ explained the reason he golfs so much is he believes the caddies are responsible for the murders.

The other two suspects were found at Wispering Springs golf course near Miami, both of them were working there as chief cooks and bottle washers. Police questioned all four suspects but unfortunately they could not speak English and they thought OJ was orange juice.

After the Florida Attorney General reviewed the case his decision was the same as most people in this country, OJ is a loon.

Simpson replied that he suspected the murderer was Mexican or Cuban due to the fact that a knife was used and not a gun. It is widely believed that OJ's logic makes sense if you have been drinking all night.

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