In what must have been the gaffe of the century President Barack Obama slipped up at a press conference today and admitted to being a homosexual, foreign born, communist/Marxist, Muslim, socialist agitator who hates America and prays to Allah for the destruction of freedom and democracy.
This, of course, came as no surprise to sites like Fox News and Breitbart whose respective comments sections began erupting in hateful, violent, and homophobic postings within minutes.
"I knew it! I just...I am beyond words." said Sean Hannity on his show.
In other news, numerous reports of the heads of right wing fundamentalists spontaneously exploding remain unconfirmed.
America: the land of the free, and the home of the oppressors.