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Thursday, 12 February 2015

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WASHINGTON, DC - Citizens in all 50 states should be forced by the Supreme Court to be gay-married, President Barack Obama has decreed.

The directive marks another phase in Obama's progressive shift on gay marriage, which has included declarations of public opposition in 2008, and declarations of support for federalism in 2012.

The people have changed their opinion of gay-marriage in many states, so "having hit a critical mass of states that have recognized same-sex marriage - it simply makes sense for us to now require that all marriages be gay.", He said.

In 2012, He declared his support to same-sex marriage, but said the gay issue should be debated in the states.

Anyone wanting to circumvent the new legislation may obtain a marriage certificate online, please send your name and gender along with $50.

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