Washington AC/DC - It's every woman's nightmare when aerating the family jewels in a Sharon Stone-esque outfit and not much more besides.
This morning it was the turn of First Lady to discover the amazing reflective properties of her glossy leather pumps as she inaugurated the new White House wet patch.
Eh, make that veggie patch, for decency's sake.
"Hell, it was enough to make the entire Presidential Press Corpse blush," White House Press Secretary Josh Earnest commented, "when someone snapped a pic of Michelle's amazing shoes.
"Unfortunately, the highly polished patent loafters acted like magnifying mirrors," Earnest continued.
"You guys cannot even imagine what's lurking underneath that skirt."
Local DC waxing salon The Complete Brazilian immediately published the images on their de-fuzzing website along with a guide to plucking stray grey hares (sic).
Catch a zap of all those zany Michelle Obama punani up-do pics by clicking right here on this link.