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Sunday, 25 January 2015

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Radical Islamists are furious following the ritual posthumous baptism of their Prophet at the Tabernac' of the Jesus Christ Church of Lit Saints, Dude (LSD-Moron) in Salt Lick City, which reportedly took place in a service this past Sunday afternoon.

"To depict our Prophet in a cartoon is blasphemy!" thundered the Ayatollah Tekila-en-Baiken from his office at the Grand Musk in Cum, Iran, ''but to posthumously subject him to this fringe Christian indoctrination is, like, way totally bogus, dude!" (Translation by Bing!)

As of press time, throngs of jihadis were booking flights into Salt Lick City, vowing revenge, while throngs of liberal Muslims were making the same journey for an entirely different purpose.

"If the Prophet has converted to Moronism, then it behooves his followers to do the same," opined the Imam Dubya Tieff. "I just hope they still have some of their famous protective magic underwear in my size. I think I just may need it!"

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