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Wednesday, 17 December 2014

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Ten tons of Havana Gold enroute to US for Christmas

Washington DC - It's being hailed as the most significant policy shift since the 1960 embargo banned imports of Fidel's Amnesia cannabis strains.

This morning President Obama announced a historic breakthrough in US Cuba policy following decades of deadlock about the import of weed.

Major new developments include the opening of a US embassy in Havana featuring dozens of First Medicinal Marijuana Bank of Colorado Springs ATMs to help service bilateral trade.

President Raul Castro has been appointed CEO of the Colorado bank's Cuban subsidiary to help facilitate spread of branches and other vital infrastructure stiff. Uh, stuff.

Commenting on the historic treaty Castro's Minister for Recreation said that Argentina's Pope Francis had been instrumental in brokering the deal.

"Yeah, instrumental," Senor Ramirez chuckled, "like he played the maracas in between hogging the spliff."

Today's deal will also see ten tons of Havana Gold imported to America in time for the upcoming festive season.

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