Written by Armandox
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Topics: Animals

Saturday, 25 November 2006

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Duckie - Sadly Missed.

In what appears to be life's greatest irony, Nathan Porter, a 35 years old lifeguard who dedicated his whole life to save others, was found dead by his wife in their own bathtub.

"I told him to take a shower, he always fell asleep in the tub." Sobbed his wife.

And just when she thought things couldn't get any worse, the forensic team found a rubber duckie inside the man's throat.

"In all my years as a professional, I have never seen anything like this" declared one of the forensic investigators.

But this is no isolated incident, two years ago a dog trainer was eaten alive by her own dogs, chihuahua dogs.

All of this events teach us a valuable lesson, don't flip the coin too hard because it may never return to your hand.

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