WASHINGTON DC - Conservatives are raising strong opposition to Speaker of the House John Boehner for his proposed method to "guarantee GOP wins in 2016." The "strategy" appears to be "give Obama everything he wants in secret without making him sign anything, then blame the Tea Party." Unfortunately, most of what President Obama wants looks like exterminating all political enemies of the Democrat party.
Many Republicans express concern that Boehner's status as a "boot-licking toad in sworn service to the Illuminati" is counter-productive to efforts reducing Totalitarian-like behavior of the Federal government. Naturally, "Establishment" GOP members in leadership positions feel the best way forward is compromise, where some politicians call themselves "R" and others call themselves "D" but no one hinders an Alinskyite-Marxist subjugation of the "filthy, non-enlightened peasant class which clings to free markets and unalienable rights hogwash." The top House Republican explained:
John Boehner (R-Ohio): We have to focus on the 2016 Elections, and not the next two years. We know why Democrats lost the Congressional seats they got in 2008.... Democrats did not abolish Presidential Term Limits in 2009, and in 2010 voters punished them for not giving Obama permanent White House control. By the time 2013 had come around, Democrats failed to nullify the existence of the Supreme Court, the Senate, and the House of Representatives, and voters punished them in 2014 by making them the minority party on both sides of Congress.... If the GOP wants to win in 2016, we have to surrender Absolute Power to Barack Hussein Obama as soon as possible, and then hope everything will be fine.
The senior Democrat leader of the Senate, Harry Reid (D-Nevada), has promised Republicans that he "really, really, wants to help the GOP win in 2016." To show how much he wants to help, he has offered to "ram tons of stuff through" without any explanation, debate, or publication of documents, before he is removed from his post as Senate Majority Leader.
For the most part, the Obama Administration has run nearly a $1 Trillion deficit every year, off of a $3.7 Trillion "Budget." However, Lame-Duck Democrats hope the Fed can mint as many as 20 coins valued at $1 Trillion each, and give them to Obama before January 1st when GOP members of Congress will take control of spending. Other legal experts maintain that President Obama should just give an Executive Order to the Fed, making them pay him an extra $20 Trillion "Christmas Bonus" for saving the planet in only six years.