Texas Border President Obama, in a special televised speech carried on the FUSE and HUB networks, explained that since he has less than two years left in his hell-on-earth job, he doesn't care anymore about illegal immigration. He has therefore arranged a compromise with the Republicans (the Democrats were too busy not being seen with him to weigh in).
The agreement stated that illegal immigrants can stay as long as they help build a wall along the U.S.-Mexican border, starting with the Juarez region. Work on the wall will continue until the end of Obama's term, thereupon a decision will be made whether or not to continue.
Wall experts from all over have been called in about the wall's design. Various proponents of different walls talked about the various merits of their favorite wall. Walls discussed include the Great Wall of China, Hadrian's Wall, the wall known as the Green Monster, the Wailing Wall, the Walls of Jericho, and the Berlin Wall.
The meeting was held on Wall St. to the accompaniment of Pink Floyd's "The Wall."