Written by Al N.
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Topics: Republicans

Thursday, 13 November 2014

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The Capitol Will Be Renamed the Chester A. Arthur Memorial

Washington, DC-Republican leaders of Congress said that since the middle class is pretty much gone anyways, we might as well end that socialistic social security. The excess money will be spent on various Presidential monuments, surprisingly, all of them Republican! Some of these projects include:

The Rutherford B. Hayes Rainbow Bridge connects the Lincoln Memorial to the brand new...

Warren G. Harding Love Nest which is a memorial to that endearing Warren Harding who died in San Francisco under mysterious circumstances. He was elected because the "ladies loved him."

The Benjamin Harrison Park and Ride is a huge temple to grandiosity, a parking lot with columns and pillars over a quarter mile high.

Many other projects are in the works!

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