Earlier this week, a Cleveland, OH pothead finally got up from his parent's couch, went out, and applied for a job.
This according to the pothead's parents, who requested to remain anonymous due to embarrassment over having a pothead as a son.
"We're just glad he finally got his ass off the couch," said the parents. "We were beginning to think he was going to spend the rest of his life on it."
According to the mother and father, their son has done nothing but smoke pot since he graduated from high school in 2010. The only time he got off the couch, they said, was to go outside and take hits from his bowl.
Apparently, the mom and dad have no idea how to discipline their child, but things are looking up now since the son applied for a job.
"He still smokes pot," admitted the mother and father, "but he's got a job, so we really can't complain."
When asked how the hell they tolerated having such a pothead around their house, the parents responded: "Well, we like to get high, too. So it's kind of nice always having bud around the house."