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Wednesday, 29 October 2014

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'Weed need to work together on bongs that have gone wrong' Christie said

New Jersey - Smoke signals from Drumthwacket's chimney stacks have revealed Chris Christie's presidential manifesto for a federal weed tax to fill the nation's fifty trillion dollar debt sinkhole.

This morning the New Jersey Governor posted a rendition of Bong Save America on his personal website in what analysts say is the clearest indication yet of his 2016 Presidential intentions.

Analysts such as Dr Einstein Flintstone, Trenton Institute of Political Herbalism's professor of psychiatric pharmacology and personal therapisst to the Governor's Orifice since 1967.

And Dr Ravin Bunkhaus, recreational stimulants advisor to Colorado Governor John D Chickencooper whose budget busting cannabis receipts have broken all records in the USA.

Commenting on the headlines Governor Christie took to social media at lunchtime to tweet that 'Weed need to work together on bongs that have gone wrong'.

An ounce of Camden Thunderf**k retails for around $3,000.

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