Written by b kenneth mcgee
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Topics: North Carolina

Thursday, 9 October 2014

BYGO (Blow Your Guts Out), a second amendment rights group in North Carolina has sued the state for the right to carry weapons to this years state fair. "Aint no way we goin to the state fair iffin we can't carry our weapons," stated the Rev. T. J. McCorkle of Louisburg. "Last year I seen this here dark skinned fella with one of them turrets on his head!"

"You mean Turban, don't you Reverend," said a reporter from the Raleigh News & Observer.

"Yea, one of them turrets,"replied McCorkle. "No tellin what he had under that turret. Coulda bin a bomb or a hand grenade for all we know. I woulda blown him away right then and there iffin I had my 38! No siree, not this year! Not on my watch!"

Reporter: "Are you and your followers not going to the fair this year if you can't carry your weapons?"

McCorkle: "You damn betcha we aint goin to the fair iffin we can't carry. We'll stand outside and pick em off as they be comin in iffin we have to. This here country wernt started for no damn foreners in the first place!"

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